Episodes

Strange things are afoot at CURIOUS GOODS...and it's not all Uncle Lewis' fault this time. Micki's long-absent fiancé Lloyd has rudely returned and wants to take her back home...and Micki might just let him! Meanwhile, over at Harrington Park, Groundskeeper Adrian (ENRICO COLANTONI - "Veronica Mars", "Just Shoot Me") has gotten his hands on a cursed antique mulcher that turns corpses into cold hard cash. Who will be mulched? Will they go feet first? Will Lloyd steal Micki away? Does Patrick...

Please join us in the chat at the Damn You Uncle Lewis VITA Awards Livestream on September 8 at 9pm on TWITCH @screamqueenzhq Head for the hills! Another Classic episode of ScreamQueenz has broken out of the containment facility and is heading right this way! This time, it's an excerpt from Episode 25 from January 27, 2011, and it's a doozy. On a bitterly cold January evening, I was invited to a screening of the new SyFy feature MEGA PYTHON vs GATOROID starring 80's icons Debbie Gibson & Tiffa...

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss Season One Episode Eight: "Shadow Boxer". After the owner of a boxing gym is found beaten to death in an alley, the crew realizes someone is using a pair of cursed boxing gloves to unleash a murderous shadow that does their evil bidding. You can expect: Fatal Fisticuffs! Egregious Gaslighting! The Birth of the Bucket Hat! Knives in Noses! A Shockingly Solid Script! Snark...

Lock your doors! Another classic ScreamQueenz episode has escaped The Asylum and is out for revenge! This time, it's Episode 27 from March 1, 2011 in which Veronica Cartwright received the first-ever (and last-ever!) ScreamQueenz Lifetime Achievement Award. From THE BIRDS to ALIEN to INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and beyond, Veronica Cartwright has elevated the role of the Sniveling Victim to a sublime art form. Nobody goes to pieces, cries and dies like Veronica, and tonight we say that you...

Welcome aboard Polyester Airlines for another trip back in time to the decade when Sonny and Cher were our King and Queen. Even though summer just started, your captain, Patrick Walsh, is taking you back to school because your final destination is September 9, 1973; the night SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS premiered as the ABC Wednesday Night Movie! A young woman goes undercover at an exclusive all-girls fine arts academy to investigate her sister's mysterious death and finds herself entangled i...

Note: We skipped ahead a few shows for this episode, because of REASONS. We'll return to the regular schedule and cover "Shadow Boxer" next month. The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss Season One Episode Seven: "Vanity's Mirror". In Vanity's Mirror, a compact that carries a deadly love curse falls into the hands of a tormented high school girl who uses it to lure her bullies to their grisly deaths. This is the epi...

Better say your prayers, because another classic ScreamQueenz episode has escaped from The Asylum and is running amok in the streets! This time it's Episode 63 from August 4, 2012, in which Alena Acker drops by to talk about one of my all-time favorite movies, TIME AFTER TIME from 1979. In this delightful sci-fi fantasy thriller, H.G. Lewis must travel through time to 1970s San Francisco to hunt down Jack the Ripper and stop his modern-day killing spree before the woman of his dreams becomes t...

Welcome aboard Polyester Airlines for another trip back in time to the decade that gave us Horeshack, ABBA and Whatchamacallits for SHE'S DRESSED TO KILL starring Connie Sellecca, Jessica Walter and John Rubenstein was the NBC Monday Night Movie. Your captain, Patrick Walsh, is waiting to whisk you away to the night of December 10, 1979 for this spine-tingling whodunnit about glamorous models at a mountaintop fashion show who are getting murdered one by one...with their own makeup!!! Was ...

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss Season One Episode Seven: "Doctor Jack". In "Doctor Jack", the crew discovers that an internationally renowned surgeon (played by Cliff Gorman, "The Boys in the Band") is using a scalpel that once belonged to Jack the Ripper. While he may never lose a patient, he's leaving a trail of slashed corpses behind wherever he goes, and it looks like Jack might be his next victim. ...

Better say your prayers, because another vintage ScreamQueenz Episode has escaped from the asylum and is heading your way! This time we're heading all the way back to Episode 14, released on Halloween Night, 2010, for a spine-chilling exploration of the Victorian elegance and nightmarish whimsy that awaits within Third Rail Projects' STEAMPUNK HAUNTED HOUSE. Step into a world where the steam-powered technology of yesteryears collides with the eerie shadows of a haunted theater. Imagine ...

You Can't Keep a Good ScreamQueenz Down... For one episode only, ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets gay is REBORN! I promised when I retired that if a movie gets released that is gayer and scarier than anything I've ever covered, I would return to talk to you about it. SAINT DROGO is that movie. SAINT DROGO is currently only available on Blu-Ray from monstermakeup.llc for $25. Support Independent Queer Horror and order your copy now. In the bleak, off-season shadows of Provincetown, a c...

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss "The Great Montarro". The Curious Goods gang must go undercover at a magician's competition to stop a series of bizarre deaths revolving around a deadly new magic trick. You can expect: The Coffin of Blood! The Cabinet of Doom! The Pendulum of Death! A Pointy Box of Stabby Things! Disco Flamingo Micki! 80's Scream Queen Lesleh Donaldson! Wit, Wisdom &...

This episode first aired on December 21, 2012. Show notes TBA SOCKET is currently available for free on YouTube here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3iFFr05Y3g Follow director Sean Abley at GayOfTheDead on Instagram SOCKET was written & directed by Sean Abley and stars Derek Long, Matthew Montgomery, Alexandra Billings, Allie Rivenbark and Rasool Jahan Mentioned in this episode: Network Plug with music This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podtrac - ht...

Due to microphone problems, Patrick was unable to record additional material to match the format of later episodes. The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES as we discuss "Hellowe'en". In what is perhaps the most chaotic episode of the show ever, the Curious Goods crew throws a Halloween shindig at the store only to have the party crashed by the vengeful ghost of Uncle Lewis. He's escaped from Hell for the night and has until dawn...

Run for your life! Another vintage ScreamQueenz Episode has broken out of the Crypt and is heading your way! And it's a MUSICAL! This time, we're heading back to February 14, 2014, Episode #104 for the outrageous SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2. You can expect: Killer Corn Dogs! Psycho Chickens! Pus Fountains! Conflicting Courtneys! Tokyo Convertibles! Hand Sandwiches A Rockabilly Driller Killer! A Hot Wet & Wild Time with guests ROBERT R. BEST & ALENA ACKER. ...

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss "A Cup of Time". In "A Cup of Time", Lady Die (Hillary Shepard) is the hottest punk music act in the country. But little do her legions of fans know that she's been using a cursed teacup to drain the lifeforce out of homeless teenagers so that she can stay young and beautiful forever. You can expect: Horny Rats! Punk Rock Nursery Rhymes! Strangling Vines! Dead...

Another ScreamQueenz Classic episode has escaped from the Crypt, and oh, boy! This one is a doozy. Debuting as part of Episode 114 on August 8, 2014. THE SCORNED (2005) is notorious for three reasons- We're discussing perhaps the worst film ever covered on ScreamQueenz in our entire sixteen-year history. It's regarded as one of our most hilarious episodes. Most importantly, it was the first appearance of our most popular guest host couple, ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN POLK. THE S...

Welcome aboard Polyester Airlines for another trip back in time to the decade when Avocado Green reigned supreme and THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER starring Shelley Winters, Jonathan Frid and Abe Vigoda was the ABC Movie of the Week. Your captain, Patrick Walsh, is waiting to whisk you away to the night of January 9, 1973 for this terrifying tale of Satanic Panic, Sinister Lesbians and Weddings Gone Wrong. Your copilots on this ill-advised voyage into caftans and cults are KASEY LOMAN from Evil Good...

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES as we discuss "Cupid's Quiver". Love is in the air, and so is murder, because a disturbed college student has gotten his hands on a cursed Cupid statue with the power to make women love him...to death. You can expect- Forty-year-old college students! Unsexy sex scenes! Lasers! Bee Bombs! Wild Wiggery! Updates From Hawaii!! Snarky Yet Wise Commentary From Maya, Trae and...

Join Maya, Trae, and Patrick in the basement of The Very Curious Curio Shop for another meeting of The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" and another uproarious romp through Friday the 13th: The Series. In THE POISON PEN, Micki and Ryan must go deep undercover at a cloistered monastery to find out who has been using one of Uncle Lewis' diabolical doodads to deal out dastardly death to their fellow brothers with a simple stroke of a pen. You can expect- Bound Boobs! Gushing Gloryholes! Fl...

Welcome to the premiere episode of Damn You, Uncle Lewis where we dive deep into the world of the campy '80s Canadian television show that made antique shopping terrifying: FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES! Step into the creepy basement of My Very Curious Curio show for the monthly meeting of the "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" as we explore the pilot episode of Friday the 13th: The Series, "The Inheritance" starring future Academy Award winner SARAH POLLEY and her killer antique dolly, Vida. (Currentl...

This episode originally aired on March 16, 2013. WITHOUT WARNING is currently available to stream on TUBI. Lock the door and bolt the windows, because Classic Episode 48 has just broken out of the ScreamQueenz Crypt! This time, my special guest KELLEY KOMBRINCK from NIGHT OF THE LIVING PODCAST joins me to discuss Greydon Clark's 1980 sci-fi schlockfest WITHOUT WARNING. A fun day at the lake turns into a living nightmare for a group of teens who must team up with a pair of grizzled old coot...

Climb aboard Polyester Airlines for a flight back in time to January 14, 1975: the night SATAN'S TRIANGLE starring Doug McClure, Kim Novak and Alejandro Rae premiered as the ABC Movie of the Week. A Coast Guard rescue squad finds a lone woman stranded aboard a schooner with a slew of mysteriously dead corpses and find themselves trapped in a battle for their very souls against the Devil himself. You can expect: High Seas Hijinks! Murderous Marlins! Levitating Corpses! Vanishing S...

If you don't want the movie spoiled, watch THE KILLING HOUR on Tubi before listening! ***** This episode was originally published on Patreon on November 3, 2025. On this fourth Friday the 13th the Series Spectacular episode, we're focusing on ARMAND MASTRIOANNI who directed "Better Off Dead" and "Mesmer's Bauble" as well as eight episodes of the show we've yet to cover. While he's most famous for discovering Tom Hanks in the 1980 wedding night slasher HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, we've chosen a ...