Episodes

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 16 When the hot new guy next store turns out to be a vampire, life is going to suck (and not in a fun way....) Charlie Brewster (WILLIAM RAGSDALE) can't get anyone to believe his new neighbor (CHRIS SARANDON) is really a vampire. When blood-drained corpses start piling up, he enlists the aid of his sweetheart (AMANDA BEARSE), the class weirdo (STEPHEN GEOFFREYS) and an aging TV horror host (RODDY MCDOWELL) to defeat him. Instead, he just moved them all to the top...

You can now DONATE via FACEBOOK at bit.ly/sqpodathon COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 15 If you want to survive the horror movie you're in, never buy your shoes at the supermarket... ===== The cat is long out of the bag, but this episode is another Trick or Treat prank. Initially advertised as a shocking rare giallo, NINE LITTLE INDIANS is actually a play on the title of a Halloween episode of THE FACTS OF LIFE,"Seven Little Indians from 1987. Since it does involve the cast being picked off ...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 14 A harmless cemetary kiki can have dire consequences... Especially if you refuse to take your damned shirt off! Day 14 of the COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN POD-A-THON, and I'm out after midnight about to get down with two strapping young men in a boneyard......Get down to talking about MIKE MENDEZ's THE GRAVEDANCERS, that is, starring Prison Break's DOMINIC PURCELL and Buffy' the Vampire Slayer's CLAIRE KRAMER ! After a trio of friends mourn a fallen comrade with some...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 13 When Art Deco Weirdness Meets Modern Day Potty Mouth, NO ONE IS SAFE!! Get ready for some classic high-camp horror, because you've got an appointment with THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES! (Matron, please! He really isn't that sort of doctor!) Screen titan VINCENT PRICE, in one of his greatest roles, takes Old Testament-style revenge on the medical professionals that he thinks killed his wife. To assist me in warding off this diabolical doc, I've enlisted two theatr...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: Day 12 Despite talking about a children's movie, three grown adult men's inability to say the word "veg" without giggling make this episode unsuitable for.... well, anybody. This leg of our journey towards every horror fans Night of Nights takes another slight detour into children's fare with the surprisingly naughty WALLACE AND GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERERABBIT. A more gentle touch is required for this show, because I'm joined by everyone's favorite FraidyCat: DOUG S...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 11 When your neighborhood is haunted by blood-slurping ghosts, who you gonna call? Definitely NOT Art the Clown! It's another super casual solo show, so while I'm mentally and physically preparing for the grueling second half of the pod-a-thon, I decided to kick back and relax with the new movie from DREAD DENTRAL that has everyone buzzing: TERRIFIER starring JENNA KANELL and CATHERINE CORCORAN. Big mistake, Huge. There's no relaxation for me tonight, because ...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 10 In which a campy sci fi movie hides a tragic gay history and a Hollywood mystery still unsolved after almost 60 years... When invaders from space invade a small town to turn the earth into a breeding farm for giant man-earting gargons, things aren't as terryfying as they planned. This invasion seems a bit...swishy. You're not wrong. I'm joined this time around by actor-singer-supervillan MAYA MURPHY MAYA MURPHY and BEYOND THE BOX SET's co-host JOHN PAUL ...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 9 In which two young men saved my hide and became my actual Final Gurrrls... For our ninth night of our foolhardy three-week excursion into madness, the tale I've chosen to keep us warm is the brilliant slasher parody/loveletter THE FINAL GIRLS starring TAISSA FARMIGA and MALIN AKERMAN. When a group of friends find themselves inexplicably find themselves stuck inside "Camp Bloodbath", their favorite 80's slasher movie, they need to learn to adapt to the rules of ...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 8 In which a controversial theory will either blow your mind or make you hate me forever... Tonight, we're having a most informal chat about one of the most influental horror movies of our times: JOHN CARPENTER's trick or treat tale of terror in the house across the street, HALLOWEEN from 1978. I've got a most controversial theory about the motivations behind this film. I can back it up with pages and pages of criminal psychology and forensic evidence. But you m...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 7 When a made-for-tv movie makes you believe that an iguana can fly and pizza cutters are the scariest thing ever... For this leg of our voyage into the unknown, we're covering the kind of movie that helped form me into the glorious ScreamQueen I am today: The made-for-tv horror movie of days gone by! This time, we're tackling DON'T GO TO SLEEP, a particularly mean-spirited little ditty that will either have you clutching your pearls in fright or doubling over i...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 6 What happens when a movie breaks all the rules by... obeying the rules??? For this leg of the COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN POD-A-THON, I'm serving you some deconstructed slasher goodness. BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON, ingeniously directed by SCOTT GLOSSERMAN, stands the genre on its head by taking you behind the scenes, showing you the ins and outs of the kind of planning required to become the next legendary mass murderer. And then it rips your throat ...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 5 If you don't have enough brie for your party guests, the results can be deadly... This episode is a PATRON'S PICK selected by the show supporters at PATREON, so I'm flying solo this time. Just you. Just me. DEAD BODY, directed by BOBBIN RAMSEY, is the story of 9 plucky young people, fresh out of high school, out for one last celebration at a friend's isolated luxury cabin in the woods. What could possibly go wrong? When an innocent suggestion of a hide-and-...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 4 What is more delicious? Selling your soul to Satan... Or just taking off your damn corset? Tonight, I'm joined by VANESSA MCENERY from THE V.D. CLINIC PODCAST to discuss ROBERT EGGARS controversial film, THE WITCH . Whether you loved it or hated the movie, you're bound to get a new insight on the experience when Vanessa is on the scene! The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN POD-A-THON is a fundraising effort by the ScreamQueenz podcast to assist NEW ALTERNATIVES in their...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 3 Into each life, a little rain must fall. So too, into each movie marathon, one stinker must ruin the fun... THE BYE BYE MAN is one of the worst horror movies to get a mainstream release in ages. The best company, therefore, would be guests who would pull no punches. And CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND and STACY PARKER from CREEPY KITCH are exactly the perfect guests. Buckle in, kids. It's gonna get gross in here. The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN POD-A-THON is a fundraising ef...

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 2 It seems the dark and dangerous path we must travail through this haunted labyrithian forest on our journey towards Halloween includes an actual labyrinth! For this leg of our voyage through the unknown, we are talking about a movie, while even though it cannot remotely be classified as horror, it manages encapulates the spirit that drives Halloween: the spirit of unbridled imagination and creativity that begets a world where anything can happen. Oh, and also, #W...

The Second Annual COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN POD-A-THON has officially begun! Our first stop on this treacherous tour brings us a big gay serving of big gay horror classics served with a big gay modern twist. TALES OF POE is a anthology of three of Edgar Allen's classic tales of terror, treachery and melancholy, "The Tell-Tale Heart"."The Cask of Amontillado" and the poem "Dreams". All have been modernized, stylized and had a few extra buckets of grue tossed about by the out, proud and ferocious co...

With all the mega production already in process for the COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON starting October 10 and the SCREAMQUEENZ: LIVE! show on November 18th, there's no time to talk about a movie this week. Enjoy LISTENER VOICEMAIL and two brand new SCREAMQUEENZ OF THE WEEK.

Stacy, Cindy and I sink our fangs into LEPRECHAUN 3 and STEPHEN KING's SLEEPWALKERS, so expect a lot of terrible Irish accents, cat tangents, incest jokes and a sequel pitch Hollywood is too chicken to make! Plus, SMOOCHIE WATCH, horror crushes, AIDS metaphors, baby orgies, and a new SCREAMQUEEN OF THE WEEK is crowned!

Christmas is going to be a drag this year in this tiny town, because something evil has come home for the holidays...and it's got an axe! Since the show is still on hiatus, this is a rebroadcast of an episode previously only available exclusively to PATREON subscribers.

It's our EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY, so... I'm throwing a "house" party... A haunted house party! Hopefully special guest TRAE DEAN can protect us

Celebrate LGBT Pride Month with one of the worst gay horror films in existence: DEAD BOYZ DON'T SCREAM! Be sure to join me this Sunday night for a free online group screening of this hilarious yet odious piece of cinema. Register with RABBIT TV for free and request friendship with me, PatrickSQ!

Even with the show technically on hiatus, you're still getting three sizzling hot movie reviews pulled from THE FINAL REEL, the ScreamQueenz exclusive feed for Patreon subscribers. Fight back against Tentacle Takeovers in THE VOID. Resist the deadly hypnotic 1970's made for TV powers of the vengeful mummy cat with THE CAT CREATURE.. And it's the ultimate Sex Worker vs. Zombie vs. Desert in IT STAINS THE SANDS RED.

Listener STEVE YOTT must face both my possible wrath and also the THE FIRING SQUAD for recommending the Canadian summer camp thriller, SOLO. This episode is also the first one sponsored by Patron CHRIISS SCHAFFER who gets to pick whatever movie he wants me to cover on the show. Chriis has selected the Women's Prison Karate Zombie exploitation flick SHADOW: DEAD RIOT starring TONY TODD in a dollar store Rasta wig and a huge supporting cast of exposed jiggling inmate breasts.

Now with a new intro and no mixing errors! I'm joined by CHRYSTEN PEDDIE and DAN COHEN from KILLING YOUR DARLINGS to discuss the 1973 masterpiece THE WICKER MAN.