Manuel Caneri

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN: DAY 16 When the hot new guy next store turns out to be a vampire, life is going to suck (and not in a fun way....) Charlie Brewster (WILLIAM RAGSDALE) can't get anyone to believe his new neighbor (CHRIS SARANDON) is really a vampire. When blood-drained corpses start piling up, he enlists the aid of his sweetheart (AMANDA BEARSE), the class weirdo (STEPHEN GEOFFREYS) and an aging TV horror host (RODDY MCDOWELL) to defeat him. Instead, he just moved them all to the top...

Yvonne De Carlo stars as an aging witch who inflicts vengeance on her stunningly bland family with the help of demonic doggie in this laughably bad stinker. I'm joined by the devastatingly handsome MANUEL CANERI and his special pancakes, so you're welcome.

Welcome, my Beautiful Screamerz, to my SUPER-STUFFED BIRTHDAY PARTY! I'm breaking my rule about covering overdone movies, so we're tackling the 1981 Canadian slasher HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!