Episodes

It's time for another FRIDAY THE 13TH SPECTACULARRRRR! Since I've already covered all the movies in the series, I'm talking about one that's from the makers of FRIDAY THE 13th, SLAUGHTER HIGH. there's middle aged British actors pretending to be American teenagers...badly, atrocious accents, voluminous 80's jumpsuits, deep taint, indestructible boobs, and death by poop! Oh, and BRYAN POLK and ALLISON NOWACKI too...

Take another peek inside the exclusive PATREON subscriber feed with my shredding of ALIEN COVENANT. Plus I recommend a surprisingly twisty Finnish slasher based on a notorious real life unsolved murder case, LAKE BODOM.

A strangler is loose on campus at an exclusive girls' school in TV's attempt to cash in on the slasher movie boon, and the cast is full of familiar horror movie faces including DIANE FRANKLIN (Amityville 2), RENEE JONES (Friday the 13th Part 6), BILL PAXTON (Aliens), and ALLY SHEEDY (Man's Best Friend).

It's a surprise bonus episode celebrating the wonder of FLAMECON 2017, the LGBT celebration of all things geekly. In keeping with the geek love, we're going retro sci-fi this week with QUEEN OF BLOOD from 1966 featuring the eternally hunky JOHN SAXON going head to head with an evil bloock sucking drag queen from outer space.

One of these movies is problematic, but possibly salvageable. The other is a flaming mountain of poop. Can you guess which is which?

I'm joined by author THOMAS DEJA, and together we will face fringy bras, boozy landladies, burnt willies, jailhouse orgys and...oh yeah...blood thirsty, ass-slappin' hellspawn.

Our main feature this week is a surreal and blood-splattered voyage into the world of nightmares called THE EVIL WITHIN. And THE CRAPSHOOT returns to set its sites on a brand new slasher called WTF! Also, a review of the gay slasher game LET'S MEAT ADAM, and a mini-discussion of MARK PATTON in COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME, JIMMY JEAN JIMMY DEAN.

Celebrate LGBT Pride Month with Scott from THE SATYRSPHERE, Jay from LIFE ON THE SHIT LIST and me as we discuss the gay themed slasher movie, PITCHFORK!

Michael from California must go up against The Wall for recommending I, MADMAN: a film warning us of the deadly dangers of literacy. Then, Zombie Girl TJ will "assume the position" for sending me the Death to Douchebags horror comedy DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE 3 for my birthday. Who will survive? What will be left of them? Can I have any candy they have in their pockets?

Welcome, my Beautiful Screamerz, to my SUPER-STUFFED BIRTHDAY PARTY! I'm breaking my rule about covering overdone movies, so we're tackling the 1981 Canadian slasher HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

It's my birthday today, and I'm celebrating it by battling horrendous illness. Please enjoy this Flashback Episode on BLOODY BIRTHDAY with special guest ROBERT R. BEST until I am feeling up to getting a real show out to you. "Blow out your boobs, Laura." (Theater Joke!)

Take a peek inside THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET and check out the tongue-in-cheek homage to 50's sci-fi alien movies, STRANGE INVADERS. I'm joined by returning guest BEN SHER as well as CHRIS DIANI, the director of CREATURES FROM THE PINK LAGOON. Together we set out to save the world from hostile space creatures through sassy gay quippery. (Segment begins at 10:20)

Celebrate Easter in a wildly inappropriate manner with the brain-muching cult classic, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD from 1985. I'm joined by TIMOTHY LEE and MIKEY GRENIER from ANGRY DUCK GAMES, who are not only here just to dish the 245-Trioxin dish. They're also itching to give away a copy of their high school zombie uprising board game STUDENT BODIES to one lucky listener! (Segment begins at 15:00)

In the last LISTENER TAKEOVER, BigTopBear has requested me to cover the culture-clash-sequel-to-a-sequel oddity LEPRECHAUN BACK 2 THA HOOD. To counteract (or exacerbate) the awkwardness, I'm joined by the dynamic duo of STACEY PARKER and CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND from the totally bonkers CREEPY KITCH podcast! (Segment begins at 18:00)

Blizzard be damned, I got a show to do. This time I'm tackling the 2012 Aussie prom shocker THE LOVED ONES. I'm joined by BRIAN WILLIAMS, artistic director of DARK HOUSE THEATER, New York's All-Horror theater company.

Teenagers break into a furniture store for a night of sexy hijinks only to have their fun undone by a killer with a penchant for costume changes. To help me tackle this lesser known slasher and its possible themes of both homophobia and transphobia, I'm joined once again by ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN J. POLK.

It's Valentine's Day, and what's more romantic than a wedding? Talking with gay indie horror star ROGER CONNERS about the 1980 bride-to-be slasher HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, that's what!

Set sail on a deadly voyage filled with bimbos, bruisers and boredom with the 1988 oddity UNINVITED. When a killer mutant kitty unexpectedly joins the crew of a party boat, these idiots are dead in the water.

Gather 'round, my beautiful Screamerz, for what might be the end of an era.. Could this be the very last FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAAARRR? We're taking on the 2009 reimagining, and oh boy, do I have a lot to say!

Three giggly homosexuals talking about a straight T&A film during the season of the birth of Our Lord and Savior on a podcast that's supposed to be about horror movies? Welcome to the HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!

Join me for another look at the childhood-ruining world of the made for TV horror movies of the 1970's as HOPE LANGE goes head to head with a coven of vengeful witches in CROWHAVEN FARM.

The inmates have taken over the asylum! You called in your experiences at local HAUNTED HOUSES and other SPOOKY ATTRACTIONS, and we'll stretch the HALLOWEEN PARTY out until New Year's if we have to.

Celebrate Halloween with my guests MICHAEL and LIBBY COLLINS as we chat about one of my favorite fright flicks, THE SENTINEL....starring every single person in the world who was alive during the 1970's.

A small town news team broadcasts live from inside an allegedly haunted house where a gruesome series of murders occurred twenty years ago in the WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.