Cindy Kinnard-Diamond

Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays...unless you live in the house a recently escaped killer used to reside in. Following the tradition of the past few years, I let you, the listeners, decide what holiday horror movie I covered in December. You spoke. I obey. The winner by a landslide was BLACK XMAS (2006). A houseful of sorority sisters are about to wish they went home for Christmas break, because serial killer Billy Lenz just escaped from the mental hospital, and he doesn't ca...

Before SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, there was another Psycho Santa out to ruin your Christmas. Directed by DAVID HESS, star of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, TO ALL A GOODNIGHT (1980) is the cautionary tale of a group of finishing school girls who decide to drug their housemother so that they can throw the Christmas party to end all Christmas parties. But before you can say, "What could possibly go wrong?", a killer in a Santa Claus crashes the party and puts an end to their holly jolly hootenanny. Oh,...

Beyond the door of THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET waiting to make me confront my childhood terrors lies... BEYOND THE DOOR from 1974 (aka CHI SEI?) In this utterly shameless ripoff of both THE EXORCIST and ROSEMARY'S BABY, Jessica's expectancy isn't going as expected, because her future bundle of joy has already been earmarked by Satan to be his emissary of evil on Earth. Prepare yourself for: projectile vomiting spinning heads highball eyeballs Pottymouth Patty flying flan depraved dolls nasal fl...

Stacy, Cindy and I sink our fangs into LEPRECHAUN 3 and STEPHEN KING's SLEEPWALKERS, so expect a lot of terrible Irish accents, cat tangents, incest jokes and a sequel pitch Hollywood is too chicken to make! Plus, SMOOCHIE WATCH, horror crushes, AIDS metaphors, baby orgies, and a new SCREAMQUEEN OF THE WEEK is crowned!