Episodes

Four suds-seeking teens fall prey to a psychotic killer because of their unbridled desire for a purple sparkly wig. Or something.

You're invited to the party to end all parties at THE SCAREHOUSE?. The girls of Sigma Kappa Delta are about to discover the scariest thing at this haunted house is their past...and that revenge is a bitch.

Step right up! Step right up! Get your ticket and join me at THE FUNHOUSE MASSACRE where six escaped serial killers are out to give Halloween hijinx a bad name.

The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN MARATHON begins with some Kentucky Fried Slasher action with the 1991 low budget treat, HAUNTEDWEEN. A group of fraternity brothers find themselves on deadly ground when the house they choose for their Halloween fundraiser turns out to be already inhabited by a killer with a flair for the dramatic...

A group of college students spend Halloween night in an abandoned hospital only to discover the icky, sticky, gooey legends about the place are all too real. The COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN continues...

I'm joined by my friend, director-screenwriter-playwright-author-bear provocateur SEAN ABLEY, to discuss his novelization of the classic movie NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, the state of modern horror and the miracle of PAMELA SUSAN SHOOP.

We're grabbing the morning rush hour train to the zombie apocalypse in TRAIN TO BUSAN. And don't worry...since the movie is new (and fabulous), this discussion is SPOILER-FREE.

In another HALLOWEEN BONE-US episode, take a trip with me to the sleepy seaside town of Point Dune where unspeakable evil will crawl from the ocean when the Blood Moon rises.

I'm finally having my chat with the fabulous MANUEL CANERI about the wonderfully weird Canadian bit of weirdness known as AMERICAN GOTHIC. Note: This episode is strictly B.Y.O.D.B. (Bring Your Own Dead Baby)

Reposted on 10/17/2016 with 6 minutes of additional audio missing from original post. We're going to SUMMER CAMP to fight off rage virus infected counselors running amok in the woods of Spain. ¡Muy atemorizante!

I will be going back to the woods of Burketsville, Maryland to see what the BLAIR WITCH is up to with this new crowd of hapless documentary filmmaking assholes. Also, THE CRAPSHOOT returns to take aim at THE HUMAN RACE in which 80 unwilling participants compete are forced to run for their lives. Literally.

Come sit a spell while I tell you the tale of the night I went to see the major studio release DON'T BREATHE. Bask in the knowledge that my discussion with be free of spoilers. Also, thrill at the return of THE CRAPSHOOT! The movie I've set my sites on is the independent slasher flick CHILL: THE KILLING GAMES. Did I find a hidden gem? Or did I wind up with a handful of poop....again? You'll have to listen and find out!

Celebrate six years (and one month) of SCREAMQUEENZ with special guests ALLISON NOWACKI, BRYAN J. POLK, CHACHI's cousin, Roy's dead son from F-13 PART 5, a hardcore porn star, an infamous madam...and ME! We're talking about the truly terrible yet unspeakably entertaining EVIL LAUGH in which the world's dumbest medical students die at the hands of a teeny tiny luchador with the giggles.

It's hot, Daddy's got migraines, and he's going to vent his life's frustrations on this week's waste of celluloid, THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR. Also, expect quickie reviews on THE BREAK-IN, 13 CAMERAS, BASKIN and SWEET HOME.

First up, cinematic dystopia heads closer to reality in THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR. Then THE CRAPSHOOT returns to check out PROM RIDE...a movie that is not only bad; it's just plain ugly.

I'm in Denver for the week, so enjoy this trip back in time to a very early episode detailing one of those classic movies that ran on HBO constantly back in the 80's... It's THE LEGACY, a tale of witchcraft and lurking evil and showering and KIKI DEE. It stars KATHERINE ROSS and SAM ELLIOTT and his totally gratuitous life-changing shower scene.

Join me as I once again explore the childhood nightmare inducing world of the 1970's MADE FOR TV MOVIES and take a look at the 1972 tale of telephonic terror WHEN MICHAEL CALLS.

Summer's here, so I'll celebrate the warm weather and sunshine locking myself up with listener BEN SHER and game designer BRYAN WILSON to dish the dish on the 1987 sleazefest FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC. Wrongful imprisonment. Child abuse. Bad wigs. Killer cookies.,...talk about a Staycation! Listen and learn how you can win a copy of SCHMOVIE-The Game of Made-Up Movies! Hilarity in a box! Summer's here, so I'll celebrate the warm weather and sunshine locking myself up with listener BEN SHER and game ...

Celebrate our 150th episode with a super-deadly sleepover. Join my very special slumber party pals, actor ALENA ACKER and author ROBERT R. BEST and I as we take a stab at the unexpectedly delightful absurdist horror comedy THE SLASHENING.

It's that magical time of year of year again....time for another FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRR! We're up to FREDDY vs JASON now, so I'm taking a look at this long awaited epic battle between the Titans of Terror. I'll discuss my love for Linderman, KELLY ROWLAND's controversial use of the "F-Word", and the citywide disaster that almost kept me from seeing this in the theaters.

Reposted on 4/16 minus the mixing error. Now includes a gratuitous Debbie Gibson impersonation This episode brings you a delightful DOUBLE PENETRATION...umm, DOUBLE FEATURE to teach you important life lessons: Never steal a bus when you're quoting an Alicia Silverstone movie that won't come out for another ten years, and never ever attend a dinner party not organized by gays. THE INVITATION is the latest film from KAREN KASUMA that shows that getting together with old friends can be a terrifyi...

Join CHRYSTEN PEDDIE, DAN COHEN and I as we peek behind the Iron Curtain to see if we can determine why the fuck this movie isn't on DVD.

With New Year's rapidly approaching and my podcasting mojo in a state of flux, please enjoy this trip back in time to Episode 61. SMILE is one of the movies so bad, it made me lose my unflappable composure. Many were so entertained by the show the first time that they watched the movie anyway. They're all dead now. Of boredom. Heed the warning. Don't watch it. And if you do, don't blame me!

Bring your own freeze dried poodle turds, and get ready to eat a bowl of fuck!