Episodes

Mister Brad & I are giddy with Hurricane Sandy-induced cabin fever. Brad farts into the mic. You are warned. Plus, we talk about PA4 and the latest NIGHTMARE Haunted House in NYC.

Halloween hijincks ensue with reviews of the wonderfully awful I'M NOT JESUS MOMMY, HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA & SINISTER. Plus, a HALLOWEEN HULLABALOO!

All this and the outrageous exploits that occurred when I spent the day on-set with JAMES EARL JONES, MILA KUNIS and ROBIN WILLIAMS! WOW!

Amid the drunken debauchery and shameless flirting, Scott and I manage to talk about talk about the gay vampire horror/comedy BITE MARKS.

This is the emergency episode, crafted to fill the void after the website was cruelly shut down. No frills. No editing. Just two movie reviews.

I sleep through THE APPARITION. Plus, THREE (count 'em, THREE!) totally forgettable films - HEADHUNTER: THE ASSESSMENT WEEKEND, SHOCK LABYRINTH, REC 3: GENESIS

Take a trip through time with me, world-famous actress ALENA ACKER and HG WELLS as we try to stop JACK THE RIPPER, who's on a new killing spree in 1970's San Francisco!

The next installment of my on-going FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRRRR!

Special guests TRAE DEAN and KAREN MACK are here to discuss a tale with an important lesson: NEVER get between an undead prom queen and her tiara...EVER!

<p>WARNING: This episode is CURSED. You have been warned.</p> <p>16:00</p> <p>First up, THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET returns and its hinges are ready to burst. I'm going to take my second attempt at watching THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES as an adult. For a movie that's not particularly scary, it still fills me with dread. It's time to purge this demon from my soul and get on with my life. I'm just going to hold on to this teddy bear. And this tequila. And this shotgun.</p> <p>38:15</p> <p>Sadly, the Cu...

Privyet, my Krasivaya Screamers! It's time to pack your bags, your radiation suits and your douche bags, because we're off to Russia with the a truly stupid group of A-holes with THE CHERNOBYL DIARIES! I'm joined by my favorite West Coast pervert, SCOTT from The SATYRSPHERE podcast. Neither one of us cared for the movie at all, so expect rampant innuendo and Broadway tangents aplenty. I'd apologize in advance if I had any sense of decorum, which I don't, so let's move on. And while you're at i...

It's my birthday episode, henceforth to be known for all time as BIRTHAPALOOZA! To celebrate, we're taking a look, not surprisingly, at birthday-related horror. To kick off the show, THE CRAPSHOOT sets its sites on UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY, a UK exercise in weirdness, Day-Glo clothing, creepy sex and...cake. And then I'm joined by world-famous author ROBERT R. BEST to discuss BLOODY BIRTHDAY in weirdness, knees socks, killer kids and...cake. Plus, we discuss my life with the VILLAGE PEOPLE, the War ...

It's my birthday, so I'm taking the week off....sort of. I couldn't leave you high and dry (or low and moist), so enjoy THE WITCH'S TALE to tide you over until next week!

Being that this is Episode 57, I feel it fitting to adhere to the legacy of Heinz Ketchup's motto of "57 Varieties". However, I will modify it slightly to say that this episode is "57 Varieties of All Fucked Up!" This is the long-awaited reading of MRS. LUMLEY'S MASKS, an original short story by NOTLP's beloved KELLEY KOMBRINCK. I've had a amazing time putting this together for you, and if you think Kelley's all cute and cuddly...think again. Well, actually he is cute and cuddly, but he's also ...

It's that most wonderful time of the year! Well, except if you're a horny co-ed who stupidly chose to spend spring break at the lakehouse in the woods instead of going boob-shakin' in Boca Raton, that is. That's right! Another Friday the 13th is upon us, which means it's time for the next installment of my FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAAAARRRR! This, time we're I'm tackling the fourth entry, FRIDAY THE 13th: THE FINAL CHAPTER. So, come on, Sara. Strip and dip! Give Teddybear a kiss, and find that ...

I'm fighting off the flu and laryngitis, so I've had to scrap my original plan for the show. Instead we're firing up the ol' WayBack Machine to journey once again to the Golden Age of Radio! This time, we're meeting VINCENT PRICE to spend the night at a creepy, nearly abandoned lighthouse. The only problem is, there are some other guests on the way. Thousands of them. And they're hungry. Really hungry! This week's classic chiller is called THREE SKELETON KEY and originally aired on the CBS's h...

It's been a rough week. I'm depressed. I needed to spend some time talking about a silly movie with a dear old friend. Join me and the oh-so-squeezable JAY EMMITT (formerly of the "Obscure 80's Podcast") as we dish the dish about Dracula's disco dance moves in the 1979 comedy LOVE AT FIRST BITE. But be careful, Jay! I'm going to backdoor you with a FIRING SQUAD for recommending ATTACK THE BLOCK. Did I love it? Or is little Jay going to become a man before your very ears? Either way...you'll hav...

I don't care if it's not prom season yet! This episode is all about CARRIE! CARRIE the book! CARRIE the musical! CARRIE the movie! CARRIE the breakfast cereal! What? There isn't a breakfast cereal yet!?!? (note to self...get on that! Should be pork flavored and turn the milk crimson!) I'm joined by my longtime friend, the nauseatingly talent OWEN ROBERTSON, who proves he's not actually a figment of my imagination by finally coming on the show to reminisce about the unfortunate young Miss White...

Happy Valentine’s Day, Screamers! February is also Women in Horror Month. Instead of another rehash of MY BLOODY VALENTINE, we’re going to take a listen to music by female artists about ghostly women who haunt the seashores! Classy, right? Movie wise, we’re putting listener Zombart up against the FIRING SQUAD …

My special guest this week is my new "Coolest Person in the Entire World", the incredibly talented and remarkably woofy HOMER MARRS! He sings, he plays guitar, he writes songs, he does all kinds of comedy, and he smells nice. Mostly he's hear to share some of his song stylings with us and rap about WARLOCK. First up, THE CRAPSHOOT returns to let us know if we should watch JULIA'S EYES or just spit in them. Sure, it's reuniting producer Guillermo Del Toro, director Guillem Morales and THE ORPHANA...

It’s a huge milestone here at SCREAMQUEENZ, so I’m celebrating for making an ass out of myself for two hours….again. In this episode, I tell you all about the riot that almost broke out at a screening of THE DEVIL INSIDE. And it wasn’t because Mister Brad did the old …

Happy New Year, Screamerz! This week, I'm sitting down with Chris & Shawn from the 42nd Street Drive-In podcast to dish the dish on the 1972 Spanish classic, TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD! Even though we don't get into it on the show, this movie actually scared the livin' crud out of me when I saw it on WPIX-Channel 11's CHILLER THEATER when I was a tiny waif. Technically, this should be a beast from the NIGHTMARE CLOSET, but nothing's scarier than Brad's imitation of these undead Templar nasties. E...

This week, SCREAMQUEENZ celebrates the holidays the traditional way…with human sacrifice, crazed genetic mutations and potty mouth! The Crapshoot returns to take a peek at what’s inside THE SHRINE. Will I live long enough to regret it tasting forbidden fruit, or will I just regret watching the damn movie? And …

Episode 47: It's time, Screamerz, for me to try to tackle at least some of the excitement and debauchery that beset the quiet suburb of Sharonville the weekend of November 17. And what fun would it be to do it alone! I'll be joined by two very special guests: both world famous author ROBERT R. BEST and BRIAN from BIG GAY HORROR FAN will be joining me to try to piece together the gaping booze-induced holes in my memory. And my underwear. We'll be dishing the dish on the backwoods slasher DOWN ...